¿Miss Jean Louis?

Just WHO is Miss Jean Louis?

Nobody is really quite sure.

She claims to be Misha Collin's glorified baby-sitter, and lord knows he needs one. But what exactly does she do? Who is this woman? Has anyone ever seen a photo of her? Her story is unclear.

Her life apparently began in Khôr Angar, Djibouti (which I assure my readers is a real place), a dirty and filthy, yet mysterious babe, ready for the puzzles life would present to her. How she became affiliated with GISHWHES is unclear. Is she related to Misha Collins? A romantic interest? A offshoot of Collins himself, a twisted fantasy world created inside his own head?


I leave that to my readers to decide.

All we truly know is that we occasionally receive emails from Miss Jean Louis throughout the year, telling us about various GISHWHES related activities or how she is currently making Mr. Collins' life a living nightmare. Her emails seem to grow ever-longer and more and more disturbed as the years go on, her nonsense reaching a fevered pitch during the hunt itself, resulting in a troublesome amount of photos where she, like a mentally imbalanced serial-killer, crops Misha Collins' face on to various people or animals.

Though one thing is clear: Miss Jean Louis encourages people to create. To discard their shackles of mundane life and to explore facets of reality typically thought unexplorable. While addled and flighty, she does give her followers the uncontrollable passion to live life to its fullest by weaving vests made from bacon or painting portraits made from pungent, tropical fruits.

Without Miss Jean Louis, GISHWHES would simply be Misha Collins demanding adoration from his easily-swayed fans, like the Pied Piper of Hamelin leading children from their homes. Miss Jean Louis gives us purpose. Miss Jean Louis controls Misha Collins.

Let us stop for a moment and ponder all that is good about Miss Jean Louis.